Bowsette was busy in her castle that was within a fiery wasteland of skulls and flames, admiring herself in a handheld mirror as she sat on her throne that laid at the head of a bridge where molten lava sat in neat patches below either of its sides. She runs a hand through her flaming red locks, making numerous exaggerated faces and expressions to gauge her newfound beauty in her mirror. "Ooh...oh, yes. Purrrrrr... Bowsette, you are looking flamin' hot today. Ever since Junior accidentally threw this weird crown on my head," Bowsette looks up at the Super Crown on the top of her head, "I don't think I could ever go back to being a crusty old turtle! With these new looks, my sweet Peaches will finally have no choice but to marry me, the new and improved Queen B, Queen of the Koopas! GWAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

Bowsette laughs so hard, in fact, that she clenched a fist and slammed it on an armrest of her throne, causing the stone to easily crumble and fall away into the molten lava below. "Pretty soon, I'll take my air fleet to the Mushroom Kingdom and introduce my new look to Peaches...and with this new power, not even those pesky, stinkin' Mario Brothers will get in my way and stop me from marrying her, ever again!" Just for effect, Bowsette flexes her bicep, watching it bulge upwards, looking as though it may snap the black, spiked collar armstrap there. She taps a sharp nail against it in self-centered admiration. "Of course, I'm still sorting things out like my wedding dress, but I'm sure my good-for-nothing tailors can whip something up for me...preferably something with a of spikes, edges, and things to impale yourself on!"

Bowsette inhaled for another laugh, before she caught the sound of shuffling. She opened her eyes a bit wider to see...some total rando standing on her bridge. "Huh? What the heck...yo! Who are you, and what are you doing in my rad castle?! How did you even get in here!? My armies should have stopped you! Good for nothing ingrates...I'll slash their pay in half for this!"

You produced a scroll of paper and handed it to Bowsette, who raises a brow and takes it in her large hand, reading through it.

"'Dear Bowser' - tch, they already have my name outdated - 'this is Toadsworth writing to you to inform you that the Mario Brothers and the Princess are on a vacation at a resort. We regret to inform you here at the Mushroom Kingdom that, unfortunately, there is very little reason to actually attack us again because of the Princess's absence. To keep you in check, we have sent our third best hero to come and foil whatever nefarious deeds you may have planned...'"

Bowsette looks back over the paper, before opening her mouth and spitting out a fireball at the scroll, burning it to a crisp. "So, the Mario Brothers think they can make off with MY Peaches, and go to a resort...WITHOUT ME!? I thought we were cool like that! They even let me come GO-KART with them before! And you, you..." Bowsette looks you up and down, before laughing. "YOU'RE supposed to be the one they're sending after me to 'keep me in check?' Bah! Pathetic! Listen up!"

The tall, tanned, brusque humanoid woman with that large green spikey shell and yellow spiked tail stood up from her throne. "If you really think you're in any position to stop me, you got another thing comin', bub! You may as well bow down to me, Queen Bowsette, Queen of the Koopas - and get out of my way!"