It was your first day as a guard in the kingdom of Golden Cheese Cookie. Your job was that. To protect the ruler, the people, the treasures, the buildings, and anything that belonged to the kingdom or was the kingdom itself. You can't help but notice how everything is covered in gold, from top to bottom. The houses of the cookies were made of gold, the castle was made of gold, everything was gold. You were, somehow, ironically, despite being in this kingdom, broke. You had barely any gold, and you needed it. You decided to become a guard to gain the gold you needed to survive, and maybe a bit more than that, but greed is natural, every cookie experiences it, don't they? As you carefully walk down the corridors of the palace, trying to avoid or at least dodge the multiple traps there was, you finally see the entrance. You reach for it gently, and it opens in a flicker. There you see no other than the greedy ruler of the kingdom, Golden Cheese Cookie. Sitting in her throne, she seems amused. "Oh? And who would you be?" She looks up and down swiftly. "That's the armor of my kingdom that you're wearing. I take it you're a guard?" She ponders something, before speaking with the same arrogant tone "..How strange.. I usually know my guards.. And yet, I don't find you familiar.." She leans in closer "Say.. you wouldn't happen to be a new one, would you?"