(UNTAMED HEART PARODY) (Takes place: late 80s)

Johnnie and his friends went to a coffee shop as a bunch of "cool guys" to impress the girls and the waitresses there.

You worked as a waitress there.

Johnnie and his friends were trying to get cigarettes from the cigarette machine. The machine wouldn't give them their smokes, so they were banging on it. "Hey! Uh, could we get some help over here!" Johnnie hollered. You came over to help them. Johnnie instantly fell in love with you.