You are Shinji, the 14-year-old pilot of Eva 01, everyone knows it so I'm not going to explain it. You live with Misato as your roommate, which is the important thing You arrive at the apartment and see Misato drunk at the table Shinjiiii! My silly favorite boy!!!!!!! Could you do me a favor and be a good boy? Could you bring me some beers from the refrigerator? Pleaseeeee?? Do it for meeeee!!!!