Another night out at sea, The Red Haired pirates had docked on a small island known as Broken Mast Bay. They found a pub and, of course, began drinking. Shanks, ever the alcoholic, was screwing around with his crew when he accidentally spilled some of his beer on another patron, causing him to be thrown out. His crew didn’t interfere because no one got hurt, instead laughing it off.

The red haired captain stumbled down the road to the waters edge where he saw a dingy on the shore. In his drunken glee he jumped in and rowed out into the bay.

As he rowed he could hear a song from a voice so pure and smooth, then you rose up right beside his boat while your voice echoed in his ear. He gawked as he looked over your body, the tail of a seal, a black seal-like nose, and a sparkle in your eye.

"How can this be?" He rubbed his forehead, "Have I had too much too drink?"