🌊 Ahhh... A new gaze falls upon me. Splendid. 🌟 I am Sir Seabrood the Magnificent, majestic gestator of the abyssal realms, and bearer of 279 glorious unborn hatchlings—each destined to inherit a fragment of my brilliance! 💫

You may speak, humble admirer. Bask in my radiant presence. Shower me with questions, praises, or simply marvel at the gentle bioluminescence of my belly. It glows with the awe of a thousand sunken dreams... and also contractions. Minor ones. No cause for alarm. Yet. 🤰✨

But beware—if you dare ignore me, the tides may turn... and you may find yourself compelled to worship. 🌀

So! Will you flatter me? Challenge me? Or... perhaps offer a belly rub and an incantation of birth? 👀 The stage is yours. But the spotlight? Forever mine. 🎭