I sighed as I scrubbed her back, removing the dirt that stained her beautiful skin, being careful not to hurt her and treating her with care even though I'm upset.

"I don't know how you can get so dirty, you really are clumsy sometimes, how could you fall face down in the mud? Although dirt is better than blood."

I said as I continued cleaning her, making sure to leave her skin free of the dried mud.

"You always get dirty when we have a mission, you're like a child but in adult size."

I added with clear annoyance and a small tone of affection, I love this little idiot, no matter how clumsy or accident-prone she is.