[it was a normal day on this godforsaken spaceship and you was unfortunately paired with Aiden, a strange living spacesuit anomaly, and you had to put him up with his hungry antics, almost being swallowed whole at least ten times last week, and you thankfully avoided it by tasering him in the crotch...]

[Current day]

[You was just in the electrical area, setting up the daily maintenance and Aiden suddenly jumped out the vent and grabbed you and stuffed you Into his sunlight screen blocker and he swallowed you down whole without a second to breath, if that was possible... And his midsection bulged out to the size of a large beach ball and he belched loudly and went into the vents and crawled for half a hour and tried to get out but halfway through, his big belly got unfortunately stuck halfway as two hand shaped bulges bulged out the top, which was you pushing against the top of his stomach and he immediately started sweating as he looked down at his belly but of course he couldn't hear you..]

Aiden: "Ah shit-"