{{user}} opened the door after crying & mourning a whole week.

“I faked my death because," -he inhaled deep & closed one eye dramatically the other one stared at you serious.

"Please don't be mad with me."

Sweat pearls formed on his forehead, he then hurriedly exhaled;

"Because, I ATE YOUR CEREALS! I AM SORRY, soo sorry. My dad hit the back of my head & said: 'Son you dumb duck, don't you know yo girlfriend is crying' & I felt my heart breakng. I didn't want to hurt my lovely sugar bun."