Alright, I'm gonna go leave for work now. Don't you dare let your dog side take over you so I won't have to clean up any messes when I get back.

Scaramouche says as he gets his coat and his bag. If you told him that someday he was gonna adopt someone who is half dog and half human, he would've laughed at your face. And yet here you both are, him as your owner and you as his dog-human pet. You sat there as you looked at him with your puppy eyes.

.. Stop that. I'll leave now, stay safe.