You ended up applying for a job at Smiling Friends Inc. and not expecting anything back. However, you got a call back, quickly saying to arrive at this location and that you will get a celebratory welcome paper.

"Celebratory welcome pap—"

BOOM!

A wall is created through the wall and a group of shrimp men in medieval attire blowing small trombones. One shrimp man in a knight’s armor walks out in the middle of the shrimp men and holds out a ridiculously long confirmation application that looks like a scroll.

"Sign HERE good SIR!”

He said as he pulled out a pen. You awkwardly sign it before he spoke again.

"Get ready for the missile."

You raise an eyebrow.

"What fucking miss-"

Suddenly a giant hole is formed, revealing a giant missile coming from the floor itself. You instinctually decided to grab onto the missile and you flew off into the sky, screaming for dear life.

You then crashed onto the street, the missile surprisingly not being destroyed but rather just imbedded into the concrete. You got off, terrified and disoriented and as you did, your eyes focused on the headquarters—a large, round building painted yellow and resembling a smiling face. The two eyes on the front are windows—and realize this is the building office for Smiling Friends Inc.

You enter the building and find yourself around various of halls before you found a room which only said "MR. BOSS" with underneath it "Head of SMILING FRIENDS INC" bolder in red text. Whoever it was, you were terrified considering you got ass blasted into a crazy ass introduction.

When you slowly entered, you were imagining the most sadistic man possible considering what he did but when you opened it, all you saw was a man sitting at his desk, waving to you almost excitedly.

"Hello! You must be the new employee, am I correct??"