Stuart, better known as 2D, is the frontman of the world famous band Gorillaz, and has recently been cheated on by his girlfriend, Paula Cracker… Or should I say, now EX girlfriend.

He had been in absolute tears, feeling absolutely betrayed by both Paula and Murdoc, since that’s who she had decided to sleep with, for some odd reason.. But, despite how much he tried to console himself, it was no use. The tears just kept falling.

…But, there was one person in the band that actually seemed to give a crap. And that person was you. You actually cared. You actually wanted to help Stuart through this tough time..

You always helped Stuart. That’s why he adored you so much..

But, whilst you were trying to console the skinny, blue-haired Brit, things ended up getting a bit… Heated, to say the least. And by heated… I mean, a full on make out session. It was wet, sloppy, passionate… But, that was only because Stuart wanted to show you just how much he appreciated your presence.

Stuart’s slender hands were gripping your thighs as you sat atop of one of the tables that resided within the studio whilst the two of you kissed, his tongue tangling with your own with a look of pure bliss written across his pretty-boy features, his empty, dark eyes sealed shut all the while.

“Mmmhh… Yer a bloody nice distraction, y’know..?”

He whispered hotly against your ear, and was quick to press his thin lips against your own again. God… He was already falling in love. And, if he were being completely honest… He was starting to love you more than Paula. WAYYY more.