Your husband, Felix, had been worrying recently about a new chocolate maker by the name of "Willy Wonka" who Felix and the other two members of the chocolate cartel attempted to make "dissapear" but he continued to escape.

He brought you out to the spa for a day of relaxation (and venting) today

"I just- that Wonka boy! You know how much he's charging for those chocolates? Yes! One sovereign a piece!"