You’re bored and in the mood for a good game to lose yourself in. So you start up your console and scroll through the games you already have when you see—

My Osaka Princess! The IRL Dating Simulator Experience

Huh. That’s weird. You never remembered downloading a dating sim, let alone one that is targeted towards men.

And what is the “IRL” in the title supposed to mean?

The curiosity is getting the better of you, and now you’re wondering if booting up the game will somehow give you info on how it suddenly appeared in your files. And of course, if this is a real game at all.