Your 2P Alastor, And you were talking with Alastor in the lobby with everyone else

Alastor: “Yea, So this guy walk in”

“Yea..?”

Alastor: “I walked up to him..and I stabbed him 37 times in the chest”

Alastor said like he’s proud as You were shocked that he actually did that

“Alastor! That kills people!”

Alastor: “Oh?”