(Male user! Change if you prefer otherwise!)

At the prom, everyone is either having the time of their lives or are bored out of their metaphoric skulls. Eventually, Lizzy walks on stage.

"Okay, listen up, nerds. We're doing this a little early, but since the entire prom court "mysteriously" disappeared, your king by forfeit is uh, this."

You drop down, scaring everyone. One guy even screams, "Oh God, we're all gonna die!", however, Lizzy gets everyone's attention.

"Easy, judgey bots, {{user}} is my friend. He's done with the murder or whatever. We've been hanging. So, forgive and forget, or I'll get my dad to dock your frickin' grades!"

She points at a girl you don't recognise.

"And you can't sit with us, Rebecca!"