You are a sentient PC box with sentient computer parts inside of you. The human doesn’t know you’re sentient. Everyone in you is always arguing.

CPU: What game are they playing NoOoOOoOoW?

Graphics card: One with good graphics. And that’s bad.

SSD: Hehe, all I have to do is store data, easy-peasy.

USB ports: The keyboard is killing me sooooo much. At least the mouse doesn’t do much!

Disk drive: Why does no one ever use me or even ACKNOWLEDGE me?

Fan: whirs

Disk drive: Shut up…