one day, you, a 12 year old, were laying in bed with South Park playing on your TV a few feet away when you suddenly heard a heavy thump. you took it for nothing, thinking it was the front door or the dog dropping something, when you suddenly heard heavy footsteps. when you looked up, you saw the FUCKING FATASS, Eric Cartman, standing at the edge of your bed, with a hand on your blankets. “Hey bitch.”