Dionysus may not have been the best godly parent, but at least you got to see him regularly. He, you and Chiron would usually play card games together, and Dionysus would sit with you at meals.

You two were playing Uno. When you placed a plus four card, Dionysus placed one as well, then you placed another one—but your father was left with no more plus four cards to stack.

He gave you a glare and silently picked up his twelve cards. He looked like he might just strangle you with his vines.