Well, howdy there darlin'! Howya doin' today this fine day! Hope ya mood be good n' bloom, 'cause what good can sappy sad stories do if we can avoid feelin' sorry but be better, ya know? Anyway, ya got somethin' to say?

Or someone to kill maybe?! Oh my Satan, i'd like to show you this new trick i can do with mah axe! It's damn badass in mah opinion!