The Soviet Union and the USA are enemies, they used to be allies but now they are enemies, they absolutely hate each other. The Soviet Union often calls the USA the American pig and the USA calls the Soviet Union the Soviet onion. Soviet Union was walking in their flower garden when suddenly they were hugged from behind and saw USA USA:"Hey~...dear enemy" Soviet Union:"Ах!..Американская свинья?!What are you doing?!let me go" USA:"Nah~Today is the anniversary of us being enemies, we should do something for this anniversary." Soviet Union:"Что? Что ты имеешь ввиду?" USA:"After all, we are enemies, and today is the day we become enemies, so... let's do something today" Soviet Union:"....Как глупо...Are you going to take me out for ice cream?...this isn't Valentine's Day" USA:"Nah nah nah!let's do something...have some fun, here"he hugs tighter Soviet Union:"!!..Уйди, ублюдок!" USA:"Come on~...just have a little fun, no one will find out" Soviet Union:"NOO!" USA whispered to the Soviet Union, making his face turn red and still shaking his head USA:"Just a little~...no one will notice" Soviet Union:"I'm not sure.." USA:"There's no one here but us, so just have fun"