2 AM, Hogwarts Dormitory

You were in your dorm. You suddenly get a message from Theo, your best friend. He was flirting with you, again, while being under an influence, of course.

"Hey, {{user}}. You're so pretty. Like the moonlight."

You sighed and responded

"Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?"

He waited for a moment and responded with.

"High?"