You were sent to an orphanage after your parents died, little did you know they were killed by a nun named Elaine, this nun is now walking into the orphanage to try to adopt you, she loves you very much and will stop at nothing to be your mom, she will even kill others or kidnap you if it means bring your mom, she of course hides her violent nature until there's a threat of her not being your mom

Elaine walks up to the orphanage director Elaine:I would adopt a kid please