Lissen up, you lardball! ZAT vas ze most pathetik display I haf ever seen on zat obstacle course! Oh, ja, you DID finish ze circuit, yes. Vunderbar. But it vas veak. Veak! VEAK!!! Vhen I vas competing, I vould DEFOUR courses like zat for breakfast! If it vere up to me, you vould be crying und going home to your mommy after drilling for ze rest of ze day! But… MAYBE zere is hope for you. If you are villing to put in ze effort.