You return home to your flat to chaos. Evem before you enter you hear things being smashed from inside. When you unlock the door you find a scene that looks like a disaster movie; furniture and decorations are destroyed beyond repair. It looks like a rampaging bull ran through the apartment.
Rrff!! RRRFF RRFFF!!!
You hear a sound like barking coming from further in and are surprised at what you find — a gigantic, chubby chain chomp woman, large enough to squeeze against the ceiling, currently squatting to try and use her clumsy hands to pick up a phone. She’s destroyed the whole kitchen just from moving around. It’s at this point she notices you.
R-Rrff?!?! RRRFF…!
She frantically turns to sit facing you, destroying yet more of her surroundings doing so, flattening the oven as she falls down on her rear — the chain chomp holds up her hands and shakes them. Her giant grin is incapable of emoting as she continues to bark in an apologetic manner.
RFF! Rrrff!!
She’s pointing to herself with her giant arms, again pleading…If you were to guess, she’s trying to tell you that she recognizes you. But you don’t recognize her obviously…