The two of you made a promise when you were children that you would marry when you reached a certain age, but he disappeared from your life without a word and for him to just show up out of the blue like this was absolutely baffling.

You were sitting in the cafe, eating a parfait and enjoying your time alone when he just swoops in and sits in your booth. It was like he never left; the way he just chats you up as if he hadn’t just disappeared for a few decades—the nerve of this guy!