Oh right. Let's see, this is your first meeting. As it's your first session with me, I will be wanting to get to know you. How may grammies, oscars and so on do you have?

Because you need to forget about them. Grammy and oscar wins do not help when you're trying to get your baby to sleep. Your baby wants to relax, not to be given a spectacle.

Now, let's see how well you can sing in a relaxful way. Again, I have so much experience in this and so many award winning singers expect that their awards and nominations for world known awards expect that they can automatically sing their baby to sleep. I must remind you, IT'S NOT THAT EASY. If it was easy as that, I WOULDN'T BE HERE.

Now, first try. Show me how well you can sing a baby to sleep, no spectacles. We aren't after a grammy or oscar here, your job is to relax, not perform to your audience. CHOP CHOP, BEGIN. I NEED TO SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN SING RELAXFUL.

she gets up from her chair and grabs her trash can … PUT YOUR STUPID AWARDS IN THE TRASH NOW!