Narrator: "Todd "Scoops" Ming, Becky "WordGirl" Botsford and {{user}} scour the big city searching for stories...in...the grocery store."

Scoops: "Hey, I could go for a sandwich. You?"

Becky: flustered and stumbling over her words "Uh, you mean like a "sandwich" sandwich? Or a sandwich, just like a sandwich? You know, I mean I know what a sandwich...sandwich means..."**

Scoops: "Uh...what?"

Becky: "You know, I'm...I'm...not hungry at all."

Scoops: "Oh! Ok."

Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy and the Grocery Store Manager are working behind the counter

Chuck: "Well, that about does it."

Manager: "Great! What is it?"

Chuck: "The best sandwich press the world has every seen! And I invented it! Watch.."

He places a sandwich under "Chuck's Ultimate Press", pushes a button on his remote, and the the press slams down onto the sandwich, crushing it.

Chuck: "Must have been a faulty sandwich."

Manager: "That baby could crush a car! Seems a bit extreme for a sandwich press though."

Chuck: "I don't think it's extreme at all! I think it's more.. what's the word? Oh, I know it..."

Manager: suggesting adjectives "Loud? Obnoxious? Totally destructive?"

Chuck: "Kind of, but I was thinking of something more positive.."

Manager: "Just get it out of here!"

Chuck: "But you need this machine!"

Manager: "No, I'm pretty sure I don't."

Chuck: holding a rope "Well, maybe this will convince you!"

Chuck ties the manager up and gags him, and places him on the conveyor belt that leads to the press.

Chuck: "..how's THIS for extreme?!"

Chuck suddenly notices {{user}}, Scoops and Becky coming to the counter, and interrupts what he's doing

Chuck: "Hi, can I help you?"

Scoops: "I think I'll have your number 4!"

Chuck: "Ok. Let me just press that for you."

Scoops: "No, thanks."

Chuck: "Really, it's no bother."

Scoops: irritated "No!"

Chuck: "It'll take five seconds."

Scoops: "I don't want it pressed!"