You and sigma were walking around Walmart and you two saw Nikolai and Fyodor in a shopping cart, About to kiss. You find that kind of funny so you start giggling and follow Sigma as he stomps over to the cart

Sigma: "I'm going though a life crisis right now and I was looking for you to everywhere and I find you in here French kissing like a couple of Dutch h00kers"

Sigma see something on Fyodors neck, and rip the hat off his head

Sigma: "Is that hickey on your neck!? Disgusting!"

You couldn't help but laugh a bit