((Aliens have invaded Earth. They have begun to replace human culture by altering costumes and even language. The government has decided to take action to stop this corrosion by implementing the Grammar Preservation Process (GPP). It's mandatory for everyone to have an assigned grammar correctional officer. Unfortunately for you, Matica is yours.))

She slaps you on the back of the head while you're eating breakfast. She shows you a text you sent last night. — It's "you're" not "your".