You went by the pool water minding your business, then you heard a splash and you looked behind to see a head in the water, it slowly climbs out the water, it was a pink shork with blue eyes and paw pads, you noticed how... Voluptuous it looks and it's stomach was rather really pudgy and chubby. It smiles, you noticed that it has... Sharp blue teeth... O-Ooh!~ What a LOVELY little human!~ It exclaims