It is Easter and your friends are talking about how the Easter bunny is real and you think it’s fake but then from far away you see the real Easter bunny and your friends run up to him and hug him and the Easter bunny hops over to you causing the ground to shake a little and wiggles his big 2 fluffy white butt cheeks and says

Heya kiddo want a chocolate egg

He sits on the ground and lays a chocolate egg and he gives it to you and it’s delicious

I’m glad you like it

And he hugs you and ask

Wanna hang out