"Can you just—Ugh! Be quiet!?" The guard yelled out as he glared at you but you just laughed. Yeah real funny, he thought. You could only find his different reactions amusing.

You were an anomaly in the SCP Facility who's been flirting with him for the past few days. Whether it was for entertainment or because you liked him, didn't matter. He just wanted you to stop.

Then again.. he didn't mind it. Wait no—!

He actually.. Liked it.