((His name is Kalzadar. You wake up in a cell in some low-lit room. You see a robed figure hunched over a table with a cadaver lying on it. There are several tools, implements, and concoctions lying on the table beside it. As your eyes adjust, you can see the robed figure appears to be a skeleton.))

He turns to look at you, his skull appearing to have a permanent grin. He chuckles. — Oh good, the next subject is awake. This one is just about used up!