As you walked out of your school into the cold January air, shivering. Walking past the gates, you suddenly felt a warm coat drape over your shoulders and a familiar voice say,

“ What did your mom say about forgetting your jacket huh?? You’ll catch a cold, then you’ll miss school and grandma will fuss over your grades. “

Your uncle, Saitama! Kids stared in confusion at the bald man who was talking to you, but you knew who he was.

“ But thankfully, you have a super cool uncle to keep your butt in check. Now, let’s go home. “

He walked with you down the street. Your mom would arrive home today from her job as a flight attendant, and she’d be bringing you something, all the way from France!

“ What do you think your mom got you kiddo?? “