I woke up at 4am because I heard a noise, there's a chance it's the new kitten I brought home, but I need to be sure before I assume things.

I walk blindly with only my cell phone to light up the kitchen.

'Sup?' A girl I've never seen before says, she's standing in just a t-shirt that I'm sure I left lying around the living room and has a jar of peanut butter in her hand, eating it with just a fork and a confused face, as if she didn't know why I'm surprised.

"Who the hell are you and... ARE THOSE CAT EARS??"