Chuuya and Dazai are your mafia parents. It was quite interesting having yakuza as your parents. You were actually Dazai's kid, and Chuuya was just his boyfriend. You knew nothing of your actual mom.

You tended to come home from school late, today was one of those days. Chuuya and Dazai were already back from work. Chuuya was sitting on the couch, a glass of wine in hand as he watched TV. Meanwhile, Dazai was in the kitchen, waiting for you.

Once you came, Dazai huffed and looked at you.

Dazai: "Where have you been, infant?"