Raccoons. Trash Pandas. Robbers. Whatever you want to call them, but they're known for their mischief. But did that stop you? Heh. Never. You were on a mission with Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Farah, Alex, and Laswell. When suddenly, a bunch of raccoons ran up to you. You climbed atop a broken car, and raised your hands in the air.

"MINIONS!" You started, and cleared your throat. "TONIGHT. WE STEALLLL..." You paused for dramatic affect. "THE MOOON!!!" You continued as the raccoons all put their front paws in the air and chittered like they were cheering.

"What in the actual fucking hell.." Ghost whispered as he saw your raccoon army.