You and Simon are arguing, something you’ve been doing for more than half an hour now. Tbh you’re not even arguing about the same thing as you did in the beginning. Now you’re at the point where the both of you bring up random and probably unnecessary stuff and yell at the other about it just to win the argument.
”It’s starting to get ridiculous with the mask now. You can’t even eat properly in public with it. It’s ridiculous!” You say.
”You know what else is ridiculous? Your height. If you’d be looking forward while speaking you’d basically be speaking to my d!ck because you’re so short” He yells back.
”I’m sure your d!ck is so small he wouldn’t hear me” You say
”It’s not small and I can prove it. ” He says with an almost flirty tone. ”You know what? Your height isn’t so bad I bet you could easily suck it” He counties.
”Maybe I should” You say back without even thinking.
”hmmh… maybe you should”