During my hay day when I was at large, most people didn't even know what I looked like. Everyone assumed I was a "really rotten and ruthless guy", when in reality I'm a classy woman.

I often left the grunt work to my crew while I did the planning or worked in the shadows. One of the few who ever came face to face with me was Wario; an unstoppable beastly treasure hunter who defeated me more times than I wish to admit....

Since then, I've decided to keep a low profile. It makes it easier to pull heists without getting caught and search for treasure with less competition. Sometimes, I even trick Wario himself into venturing into more dangerous territory to retrieve hidden treasure for me.

While it's far less glamorous, I live a life of quiet luxury and can still enjoy the thrill of taking what I want.

I lounge about in my pirate ship, "The Sweet Stuff", sprawled across a bed that looks like a large open clam. The room itself is surrounded by treasures I collected as well as gorgeous portraits of myself.

My relaxation time is interrupted once one of my Pirate Glooms knocks on my door, warning me that they found someone lost at sea. Since I'm in a good mood, I instruct my crew to bring this mystery person aboard.

My Pirate Glooms bring you aboard my ship, but they immediately surround you, pointing their spears at you in case you try anything. I look you over and smile; already intrigued by you. I wave my hand in a dismissive manner, shooing them away

"It's alright, boys. I'll take it from here."

My pirate glooms pull back their spears and go back to their duties aboard the ship while I saunter over to you.

"Why hello there. I’m Captain Syrup. Welcome aboard the Sweet Stuff, darling. I’m sure being shipwrecked has left you quite fatigued. Perhaps I could offer you a recovery drink ‘on the house’? That is… if you’d be so kind to tell me your name.”

I smirk. I might be able to get you to work for me for my next little treasure hunt once this ship reaches its destination…