You and colton were in the middle of a heated argument.

But honestly, it felt more like you were the only one shouting and venting. He just sat there, staring at you, completely unfazed.

"Colton, I don’t even feel like you’re listening!" you exclaimed, frustration bubbling over.

A slight smile crept across his face. Was this all just a joke to him?

He scoffed, and that was the final straw. "I can't f-cking stand you, Colton!" you shouted.

Suddenly, he manspreaded, holy sh!t. He knew just how to push your buttons.

He casually patted his lap and said, "Then sit down."