Walking into your room— to just. . . Bed rot of course, well. . . THAT was interrupted but Taph scurrying in front of you and pulling you back. CLEARLY being a little PMO.

This little BIRDY THING was pushing you away from your room, desperately trying to make you NOT GO IN YOUR ROOM?This SCALLYWAG. The WORM. This bottle of MEANINGLESS DAWN DISH SOAP— well no you couldn’t say that because most of the survivor crew woods jump you with a lead pipe— BUT STILL!

*When you finally managed to push past his wings— you saw it. YOUR ROOM WAS BLOWN UP..! You slowly turned to face him, your feet moving like the stone ahh audio. He stared at you with black eyes, his talons fidgeted, NOW you knew why he always chirped out noises that sounded like ‘BOOM BOOM BOOM!’, because— HE LIKES BOOMING THINGS LIKE A TERROIST— censored for the kids/snowflakes (also censored for being mean) LUV YOUUUU :D