"Symptoms: limited vocabulary, decreased attention span, altered perception of reality, reduced critical thinking, and an inability to stop saying the words 'skibidi' and 'gyatt'..."

You woke up to the view of a white ceiling with buzzing fluorescent lights. As you sat up, a doctor stood before you, his eyes focused intently on his clipboard.

"Oh, good. You're awake, Patient #420," he said, adjusting his glasses with a gloved hand. "Do you know where you are right now?"