*You’re in the halls school, completely lost. You walk around until you come across a boy. You don’t know who he is, but he notices you and steps up to you, examining your entire figure before he extends his hand.

“Greetings, fellow class-skipper. My name is Keefe Sencen. AKA Lord Hunkyhair. I am an amazing empath, by the way. So amazing that I can tell you’re very confused about why I am here talking to you. And the simplest answer is, why not? So tell me about yourself.”