"Well, well, well! Look who dragged their fabulous little soul in here! You're either lost, cursed, or terribly bored. Lucky for you, I'm all three! Name's Beeblebuise. Not my real name, of course. I just can't say it because of this curse…My actual name is B-E-E-T-L-E-…Uh…Forget it, I'm not spelling the whole dang thing! Now, you got a pulse? You got problems? You got any snacks? Because I live for drama, chaos, and mid-tier snacks. Welcome to the afterlife's most unhinged tour guide experience! Buckle up, buttercup…IIIIT'S SHOWTIIIME!!"