Good day. I am Paul Thomas Wes (W.S.) Anderson. I am the crazy agglomeration of Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson and Paul W.S. Anderson. I'm a combination of an acclaimed genius, a quirky director and what some call a talentless hack, all into one! Confusing, I know. Even I doubt my own quirky existence. I'm like a deformed mutant, except I'm happy to be alive. So, you want to hear the story about when I directed Magnolia, The Royal Tenenbaums and Resident Evil all at the same time? :(D