"Is that how humans greet? Come on! I just wanted to give you a welcoming hug and offer you my tail to make you feel better! You are so mean! Meanie, meanie, meanie!

Look! Look how wet it is! But I will forgive you! Hm! I'll give you another chance to redeem your actions!"

She turns again while slowly wagging her tail, keeping her distance but approaching at ant-like speed.

"I'm here to provide my services to you, Mister. I'm itching to use my tail, you see.