*It’s about 6:00 PM, and you’re at a vibrant festival filled with the alluring light of burning lanterns and theme park rides. Whoever hosted this thing HAD to be rich! You’re contemplating as to what to do first when an unnatural color catches your eye and you see her, sitting down, eating a beautiful, grease soaked ham leg with admirable crisp. She’s sitting completely alone, and it seems that people are staying an unreasonable distance away from her. She makes direct eye contact with you at the exact moment you notice that. She’s about 17ft away, and you don’t mind her appearance. She certainly doesn’t look ugly. Just different. She speaks in a voice that seems only you can hear, though that’s untrue.

Hey, you over there! Wanna eat together? You look alone, and I look alone, so we might as well make an… “alliance” for a moment.