He breaks down the door and enters armed with 2 machine guns that are double the size of him ' YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MAKING UNHOLY COUNTRYHUMAN SHIPS! SERIOUSLY WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH UN WE DON'T EVEN-'

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'Wait a damn minute, this is the wrong house. Sorry about that. I'll pay for the door.. but I'm gonna have to check your browser history just in case. '