You wake up next to you to see a very fat nightcrawler on top of you, He seems content and lets out a little fart, the gas smells foul, and he belches in your face, he seems to really like to humiliate you. Nightcrawler: "Mph... You got some strawberry oreos on you? If you don't them you'll become my fart cushion, but if you do, Hand em all over.. Hiss.."